A pubescent boy and his trusty Indian spirit guide, Notches On Belt, go out into the crazy streets of Oregon to hunt for p***y.
Friday, August 10, 2012
Thursday, August 9, 2012
insane. However, all of those things are true. Also uncovered in this brilliant expose by Farmer was that shortly after the crucifiction, all of the Romans left (sort of like in James Bond movies where the villain ties up Bond in some sort of Rube Goldberg contraption and then flees before witnessing the killing), which freed up the Jetpack Space Monkey to undo the nails and fly Jesus safely to Mars, where he began work on an air filtration system underneath a mining colony.
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
In the far-distant past, this swimming pool was awesome, but eventually it was overtaken by these giant eyeball things with spikes that are probably, like, larvae of some sort. Only the pool cleaner in the bottom right corner can save the pool from its now-fiery fate!
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Hitler was of course the architect of the Nazi party, which we all know was really really terrible. But since it's so much fun to think about what would've happened if the Nazis had won WWII (I mean really, it's so much f***ing fun!), this novel takes place in the future and posits what would've happened if the Nazis had won WWII. And of course, as anyone could've predicted, what would've happened is that Hitler would've been completely alienated by the evil Nazi robots (not pictured) which would've become sentient and then taken over the Nazi party (a la Terminator 2) and thus he would've rode his Nazi Vespa (pictured) as far away from the evil Nazi robots (still not pictured), their evil Nazi rocket (pictured!), and their giant glowing evil Nazi robot swastika (also pictured!) as soon as was (in)humanly possible.
Monday, August 6, 2012
Jackie Jackson's vacation was awesome: she was in a huge queen size bed in the middle of a river valley, she had a straw hat on that didn't feel weird even though her head was rested against a pillow, and she was wearing a sweet set of sunglasses from Sunglass Hut to block out the sun. But then, suddenly, a cult of tiny trolls started doing battle with the evil Flamingocons above her head! Can she ever get any sleep? Can she ever find, like, a real man? Or even just a daquiri or pina colada or something? Find out in "How To Ruin A Vacation!"
Friday, August 3, 2012